darkwaters-x:

The year is 2020. All sofa sales have ended. Where can people get a real leather sofa for only £299? Chaos breaks out. It is the apocalypse.

encores:

#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time

cokeflow:

god mom check my FAQ

in this black out state of mind, i’m on my way to you…

I’m always gonna love you.

alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

the-cimmerians:

firesnaps:

januarium:

I am slightly in love with this list, but I think the highlight is:
  • Premature ejaculation
  • Accidentally hitting a mailman with your car
  • Only being able to prevent premature ejaculation by remembering the time you hit a mailman with your car

But to completely counter that, I love these kind of nostalgia lists. Websites/media can totally make more of these and less subjective rankings plz. 

  • Putting on a production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show with a cast of children to win back your ex-girlfriend
  • Getting married to yourself and inviting your former Nazi-hunting mother
  • Being saved by a female wrestler after you get locked in a Porta-Potty
  • Boosting your confidence with a magic comb

I’m laughing out loud over descriptions of things I’ve actually watched. 

and i’m just over here going ‘yes these are all valid reasons to love the show’.