The year is 2020. All sofa sales have ended. Where can people get a real leather sofa for only £299? Chaos breaks out. It is the apocalypse.


#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time


god mom check my FAQ

in this black out state of mind, i’m on my way to you…

I’m always gonna love you.


Happy Easter




I am slightly in love with this list, but I think the highlight is:
  • Premature ejaculation
  • Accidentally hitting a mailman with your car
  • Only being able to prevent premature ejaculation by remembering the time you hit a mailman with your car

But to completely counter that, I love these kind of nostalgia lists. Websites/media can totally make more of these and less subjective rankings plz. 

  • Putting on a production of The Rocky Horror Picture Show with a cast of children to win back your ex-girlfriend
  • Getting married to yourself and inviting your former Nazi-hunting mother
  • Being saved by a female wrestler after you get locked in a Porta-Potty
  • Boosting your confidence with a magic comb

I’m laughing out loud over descriptions of things I’ve actually watched. 

and i’m just over here going ‘yes these are all valid reasons to love the show’.